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The Mistake by Elle Kennedy
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"I knock on Grace's door twenty minutes later, ordering myself to keep the gloating to a minimum. But damn, I'm feeling pretty fucking gloaty about the way I've successfully fulfilled all of her demands. It really is a shame that people don't grasp what a stubborn motherfucker I am."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"gleam as he downright smolders at me. "I love it when you talk homonyms to me." "Uh-huh." I choke back a laugh. "I appreciate the gesture, but do you really think a muffin is going to wow me?" "Don't worry, I'll"
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"Maybe I'm naive, but I thought college would be different. I thought all the gossiping and backstabbing and bullshit ceased to exist once you left high school, but I guess mean girls can be found at any level of the education system. It's like visiting a farm—if you go there not expecting to see piles of cow shit everywhere, then you're in for a rude awakening. And there's a good SAT question for you. SCHOOL is to MEAN GIRLS as FARMS are to _______.

Shit. The answer to that is shit."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"I walk into my bedroom after my morning shower to hear my phone ringing. And since everyone my age texts instead of calls, I know exactly who it is without having to check the screen.

"Hey, Mom," I greet her, gripping the edge of my towel as I head for the dresser.

"Mom? Holy shish kebob. So it's true? I mean, I thought I gave birth to a beautiful baby boy twenty-one years ago, but that seems like a distant memory. Because if I did have a son, he'd probably call me more than once a month, right"
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"I'm not in the mood to go to a kegger tonight, but Garrett informs me that if he has to go, then I have to go, because, and I quote, "best friends suffer together or not at all."

I politely pointed out that we could always pick the "not at all" option, which earned me a dark scowl and a menacing you're going finger-point."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"Anything?" I say slowly.
HIs blue eyes shine with fortitude. "Anything, gorgeous. Absolutely anything"
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"Is it cool if I invite Morris and Daisy to the game tomorrow?" She eases her panties up her smooth, bare legs, and I'm so distracted by the sight that I forget what she asked a nanosecond after she asks it.

My cock hardens beneath the sheets, tenting up as if trying to get Grace's attention. She sighs when she notices the campsite on the bed."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"I'm writing a love poem," I answer without thinking. Then I slam my lips together, realizing what I've done.

Dead silence crashes over the kitchen."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"Oh shit. He first-named me. Tucker only calls me John when I've really pissed him off.

Except now he's pissed me off, so I first-name him right back. "What's wrong with that, John?"

Yup, we're both John. I guess we should take a blood oath and form a club or something."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"I can't stand the thought of being without you. You're the last person I think about before I go to sleep, and the first person I think about when I open my eyes in the morning"
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"Holy shit!" Daisy screeches. She dives off the bed and races over to Grace, while I stand in front of them smirking the smirk of all smirks."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"I guess you can call it the ultimate hat trick, and all the players, myself included, are still reaping the rewards of being three-time national champions.

Dean, one of my fellow defensemen, calls it the Three P's of Victory: parties, praise and pussy.

It's a pretty fair assessment of the situation, because I've been on the receiving end of all three since our big win."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"Hannah was trying to describe love to me last semester. She said it feels like your heart is about to overflow, and that when you love someone, you need them more than anything else in the world, more than food or water or air. That's how I feel about you. I need you. I can't stand the thought of being without you."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"You're the last person I think about before I go to sleep, and the first person I think about when I open my eyes in the morning. You're it for me, baby."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"It's the first semester of my sophomore year. Which means I'm Sophomore Grace now. Freshman Grace, God rest her soul, let her best friend make decisions for her and guys walk all over her, but Sophomore Grace? She will do no such thing. She will not be Ramona's doormat or Logan's distraction. Nope. Sophomore Grace is the carefree nineteen-year-old who spent the summer gallivanting around France.

Does it still count as gallivanting when you do it with your mother?

Sure it does, I assure myself. Gallivanting is gallivanting no matter who you're with"
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"For all his manwhoring, the guy has a strict rule about not doing freshmen. I'm not sure I blame him, considering our little stalker incident at the start of the year. Dean had hooked up with a freshman, who, after one night of exquisite passion, decided they were madly in love. She then proceeded to show up at our house at all hours of the day and night, sometimes wearing clothes, other times not wearing clothes, usually armed with flowers and love letters and—my personal favorite—a framed photo of herself wearing Dean's hockey jersey.

Sometimes when I'm falling asleep, I can still hear her wailing Deeeeeeeeean outside my window."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"I'm proud of myself for standing my ground, though."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"Well, this has been fun, but I think I'll go upstairs and kill myself now."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"I know I don't look beautiful, but the way he's gazing at me...I feel it"
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"What's up, broskis!" Pace greets the radio audience. "You're listening to Whatcha Need with Pace 'N Evelyn."

Cringing, Evelyn leans into her microphone. "Before we start, I'd like to ask everyone to speak in their indoor voices today, because I am currently sporting a brutal hang-over." She glares at her co-host. "I'm talking to you, asswipe."

And so it begins."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"I love you, you stupid jackass. Not the words a man wants to hear. The first three, sure. The last three, pass."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"Hannah intentaba describir el amor el semestre pasado. Me dijo que uno siente como si el corazón estuviera a punto de desbordarse, y que cuando quieres a alguien, necesitas a esa persona más que nada en el mundo, más que la comida, o el agua, o el aire. Eso es lo que siento por ti. TE ECESITO.
No puedo soportar la idea de estar sin ti. Eres la última persona en la que pienso antes de irme a dormir, y la primera persona en la que pienso cuando abro los ojos por la mañana. Lo eres todo para mí, peque" - John Logan"
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"I love you, you stupid jackass"
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"As she squirms on the bed and tries to escape my relentless fingers, I reach several conclusions.
One, I've never had more fun with a girl in my entire life.
Two, I never want this to end.
And three...
I think I might be falling in love with her."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"You're the last person I think about before I go to sleep, and the first person I think about when I open my eyes in the morning. You're it for me baby."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"The next few years, it'll probably feel like I'm wandering around in a pitch-black tunnel, but there is a light at the end of it. And as long as you're with me, there'll be a light inside of it, too. Without you, it'll just be darkness."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"Sex with Grace means something. It doesn't make me feel hollow, but full. Brimming with emotions I can't even give labels to."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"Love you, Johnny," I murmur into his lips.
His laughter warms my face. Then he brushes his mouth over mine and whispers, "Love you too, gorgeous."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

"But the sex is just icing," Logan says softly. "It's everything else that matters most."
― Elle Kennedy, The Mistake

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